Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
What was its name?
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?
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Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
A bunch of better idiots!
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cross a spider and an elephant
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What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
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The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...