The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...