A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants
The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching Introductory Computer Science Courses for Non-majors...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...