Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket