A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...