Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....