Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Chain letter for men!
This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...