Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
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The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
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