Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...