The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....