The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...