Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...