She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....