No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...