A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!