The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...