Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.