Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...