Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...