The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...