Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...