Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...