Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...