Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...