Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...