GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...