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A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...