The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...