New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...