Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...