Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...