The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!