Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...