My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...