Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...