I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT