Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...