The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...