Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...