In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...