What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
A play on Computer Lingo.
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Should have glasses
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Lawyer’s club
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Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Definitions from Kids
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Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...