Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...