Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...