Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...