A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.