Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
One Dollar
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On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
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Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
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ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...