A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
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A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
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Computer Diagnosis
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Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
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The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...