Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
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