The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...