If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
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Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....